How NOT to Drive a 31-Foot RV: A Cautionary Tale with a Hilarious Twist Get ready for a wild ride, buttercup. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill "happy camper" road trip tale. This is a high-octane rollercoaster of matrimonial missteps, mechanical madness, and the moment I learned that sometimes, the best way to "hit the road" is to leave the baggage—and the husband—behind. The "Rough Around the Edges" Trap At first , I fell for the classic bait-and-switch. When we were dating, Sam sent me dozens of red roses and warned me he was “a little rough around the edges.” To my younger, optimistic self, that sounded like a charming DIY project. At one point, I was flattered ! His 275-pound frame took on a confident Rhett Butler swagger. I could have sworn I heard him call me “Scarlett.” Little did I know that the only things we’d be "Gone with the Wind" about would be our secur...
